June 2013
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
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if we were a couple, we could:
- eat pizza together (=^w^=)
- have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)
- hold hands (｡◡‿◡｡)
- star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)
- kiss (• ε •)
- take lots of pictures v(｡◕w◕｡v)
- play video games (✿◠‿◠)
- tell each other how cute we are (●´ω｀●)
- sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)
- sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)
- bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)
- be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES
i love the word “scoop” it’s so comforting
what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
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MY FACE IS THE REASON WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SOBS WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS IM NOT MAD AT YOU IM MAD AT MY FACE SIGH
I’M MAD AT MY FACE TOO HIGH FIVE!!!!
no but really just go my beautiful social butterfly, spread your wings and fly! (yes, take advice from someone who can’t even maintain eye contact yes)
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Simon says like me back
oh how the mighty fall in love
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
NO I LOOK LIKE AN OGRE AND IM THE SUPER SHY AND AWKWARD TYPE AND ID LIKE TO OBSERVE HIM FROM AFAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH
YOU’RE NOT SHREK OMG
No but really you should talk to him!!! You are a social butterfly, the world is your meadow, and he is the flower you chose to sit upon
okay how did I get there hahaha no but really talk to him :3
So this guy has been in my class 3 years and he is gorgeous. He has jet black hair and it shines and he's really athletic and he loves the same bands as I do but he doesn't know. I overheard him tell his friend once that he wants a girl who has at least about the same music taste as him and I was grinning so wide but good thing I was behind them. and did i mention that no one else likes bands and stuff like us aw. hes like an inch or two taller than me but he's PERF. sucks I have to migrate soon
GO TELL HIM!!! Just say “hey I heard you like _____. Me too! What’s your favorite song?”
DO IT OR YOUR OPPORTUNITY WILL SLIP PASS YOUR FINGER TIPS
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
We’re actually the first generation that is more likely to die before our parents due to depression and suicide.
How glad r u that ur a fkin 90’s kid now
