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i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:15:50 +0800

i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot

babyferaligator: YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:15:42 +0800

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:08:03 +0800

humorcat: darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:50:26 +0800

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

malformalady: Two abandoned tiger cubs are nursed by a pug at...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:50:11 +0800

malformalady:

Two abandoned tiger cubs are nursed by a pug at the Oktyabrsky Health Resort in Sochi, Russia

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:49:05 +0800

horse-feces: we-are-the-lonely-ones: vectorbelly: Twitter:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:48:54 +0800

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun

is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here

No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door

"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ＴｈｅＣｏｌｏｓｓａｌＰｉｌｌａｒｏｆＷａｓｐＥｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

horse-feces:

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:46:46 +0800

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:45:49 +0800

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:45:23 +0800

i love the word “scoop” it’s so comforting

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:44:40 +0800

i love the word “scoop” it’s so comforting

l1berum: perfection :|

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:22 +0800

l1berum:

perfection :|

slenclerman: slenclerman: slenclerman: slenclerman: what do you call a mouse wearing a purple...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:12 +0800

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

recoveryofabrokenteen: (via TumbleOn)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:40:11 +0800

recoveryofabrokenteen:

(via TumbleOn)

cheftier: metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:39:46 +0800

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

latenightsummers: fairyvibe: want this for a tattoo that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:39:06 +0800

latenightsummers:

fairyvibe:

want this for a tattoo

that would be amazing

biehgalvani: THERE IS ONLY ONE QUEEN AND SHE IS LINDSAY LOHAN!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:44:20 +0800

biehgalvani:

THERE IS ONLY ONE QUEEN AND SHE IS LINDSAY LOHAN!

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:44:16 +0800

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:44:07 +0800

panfans: Snow White [x]

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:34:38 +0800

panfans:

Snow White [x]